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I have returned!

You know how like when you wake up from a deep sleep and then you look down and realize that while you were sleeping someone came and cut off all your arms and your legs and you’re like “Fuuuuuuuuuuuck dude, I needed those.” and you’re like “This sucks. Now what am I supposed to do?” and you want to sit up and go find the bastards who did this and tell them to put your arms and legs back, but you can’t…because you can’t sit up, you can’t move, you can’t do anything except just sit there and stare and curse because you don’t have any arms or legs… and all the king’s horses and all the king’s men couldn’t put Humpty Dumpty back together again.

It was exactly like that. That is exactly what it was like the day I woke up and saw that my computer had died. I was in shock for a long time, not knowing what to do. Without a computer I can’t do my job. Is it all over, just like that?

Knit pickers will pipe up and taunt me with “It didn’t “die”. You KILLED it!”

I will have you know, my beloved Powerbook died of natural causes.

Water is natural.

Ergo, it died of natural causes when I flooded it with water.

I have been offline since the wonderful Aqua Girl parties in May. In fact, my Powerbook died of natural causes halfway through Aqua Girl. I never got to finish the job 😦 And it was a good one.

I have a new Toshiba laptop, I have serious Mac withdrawls, but most importantly I am making preparations to get back to work at Napkin Nights by the end of the month. In the coming days I will also be working on updating this blog and SobeStreets to bring everything up to date.

I look forward to entertaining you all again with my inane mutterings. I do so miss you all 🙂 and I see from the stats that this little blog ‘o mine has been having quite a party without me! Blast! Why am I always left out of the fun bits?

Soon my friends, soon we will be together again.

Updates on SobeStreets

Please check in on the main site, SobeStreets.

There are lots of new performance photos from Bigg Rodd’s birthday party at Dream Nightclub.

The photos from 944 Magazine’s First Anniversary party at Gansevoort South are available at Napkin Nights.

Addition photos from that night will be posted in the coming days.

Keep in mind that tomorrow kicks off Aqua Girl 08. The annual 5-day party for women who love women. Gawkers will enjoy the bazillion hot lesbians roaming around South Beach.

Try not to look stunned, people. We try to be cutting edge ’round here.

Even if you’re not into lesbians, Aqua Girl is something we can all appreciate. All the net proceeds from Aqua Girl weekend benefit the Aqua Foundation for Women. AFW is a not-for-profit-foundation whose primary mission is to promote the equality, strength, health, and visibility of gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgender women.

What benefits one woman benefits us all, so get out there and support, dammit! 🙂